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posted : Saturday, December 26, 2009
title : Dirty Jokes
Dirty Jokes
Q: Why were E.T.'s eye's so big?
A: Because he saw his phone bill!
Q: Why can't Robin have a game of cricket?
A: Because he lost his Batman!
Q: How can see flying saucers?
A: Trip a waiter
Q: Why skeleton go to the party
A: Because he had no body to go with!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea! ( no eye-deer)
Q: How do you ring an Egyptian doorbell?
A: Toot-and-come-in!
Q: What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
A: Decomposing
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
Q: What happened to the wooden wheels and a wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
A: It wooden go! ( wouldn't go)
Q: Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
A: Because they will crack up.
Q: When is the best time to get a budgie?
A: When they go cheap-cheap! ( cheap-cheap means birds are chirping)
Q: Who was the best dancer at Monster Ball?
A: The boogie man! ( boogie man has been mention in the Power Puff Girl)
Q:WHY DID DRACULA TAKE SOME MEDICINE?
A: TO STOP HIS COFFIN! (COFFIN=COUGHING)
Q: What did bug say when it hit the window?
A: "If I had guts, I'd do it again!" ( bugs has no organ kind of guts )
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot. (refer to a joke: why did the chicken cross the road?)
Q: What did the astronaut say when he found bones on the moon?
A: "Looks like the cow didn't make it" (long ago, they say a cow tried to jump over the moon)
Q: Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
Q: Where do bees go to the toilet?
A: At the BP station!
Q: Why did everyone in the house die?
A: Because they didn't have a living room.
Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: Because it scares the life out of their dog!
Q: What do you call man that likes to work out?
A: Jim! (Gym)
Q: Why do traffic lights turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in front of everyone. (the traffic light is shy for is is changing in in front of everyone)
Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: 7,8,9 (7 ate 9)
Q: Why was the chicken's soccer match a bad idea?
A: Because there were to many fowls.
Q: Why do elephants never get rich?
A: Because they work for peanuts.
Q: Why is it to easy to trick vampires?
A: Because they're all suckers!
Q:Why are cooks mean?
A: Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!
Q: What happened when the dog, the tap and the tomato had a race?
A: The dog was in the lead, the tap was running well and tomato couldn't ketchup!
Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!
Q: What is computers favorite dance?
A: The disc-o
Q: What do you a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saw-us
Q: What station can't a train stop at?
A: A petrol station.
Knock Knock Joke
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you open the door....... my foot's stuck in it!
Provided by K-zone
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